Quotes from Emily

• Hold on, I need my focus stick (vape)
• "you know, idk how I get sick... I drink ALOT of orange juice"
• "these new birds ain't shit compared to me with these lizards"
• bursts into tears about dodos
• (on a date) "You gonna give be a backscratch with those dog toes?"
• RGF Productions Remy Boyz, yah-ah 1738, ayy I'm like "Hey, what's up? Hello" Seen your pretty ass soon as you came in the door (yeah) I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll (yeah) Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, and now she remixing for low (yeah) She my trap queen, let her hit the bando (yeah) We be counting up, watch how far them bands go (yeah) We just set a goal, talking matching Lambos At 56 a gram, five a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her, how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (my baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah And I can ride with my baby (my baby) I be in the kitchen cooking pies with my baby, yeah And I can ride with my baby I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah And I can ride with my baby I be in the kitchen cooking pies I'm like, "Hey, what's up? Hello" I hit the strip with my trap queen, 'cause all we know is bands I just might snatch up a 'Rari and buy my boo a Lamb' I might just snatch her a necklace, drop a couple on a ring She ain't wanting for nothing because I got her everything It's big ZooWap from the bando, remind me where I can't go Remy Boyz got the stamp though, count up hella them bands though Boy, how far can your bands go? Fetty Wap, I'm living 50 thousand K How I stand though, if you checking for my pockets, I'm like And I get high with my baby (my baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah And I can ride with my baby (my baby) I be in the kitchen cooking pies with my baby, yeah And I can ride with my baby (my baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah And I can ride with my baby (my baby) I be in the kitchen cooking pies I'm like, "Hey, what's up? Hello" Seen your pretty ass soon as you came in the door (the door) I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll (to roll) Married to the money, introduced her to my stove (my stove) Showed her how to whip it, now she remixing for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be counting up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talking matching Lambos 56 a gram, five a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go I be smoking dope, and you know Backwoods what I roll Remy Boy, Fetty eating shit up, that's fosho I'll run in your house, then I'll fuck your hoe 'Cause Remy Boyz or nothing, Re-Re-Remy BoyZ or nothing, yah Yeah, you hear my boy Sounding like a zillion bucks on a track I got whatever on my boy, whatever Put your money where your mouth is Money on the wood make the game go good Money out of sight cause fights Put up or shut up, huh? Nitt Da Gritt, huh, RGF Productions Squad
• "1738"
• "I need to watch this movie before I scrape all my skin off with a spoon"
• "It smells like a fruit rollup but sexy"
• "Because it sounds like the breeding call of an iphone"
• "my toes are getting guaked..."
• "Confucius came to me in a dream and told me I need more weird socks"
• "But they are my healing pickles..."
• (stroking my arm) "have you cooled down hot tamale?"
• "a breeding kink? In this economy?"
• "I will rip them off of your eyelids"
• "Give me a pair of flippers and I will beat the shit out of a dolphin"
• "That's more than how many bussies I own."
• "Why don't you need sleep?" \ (Sleepily) "Because I'm a mother fuckin hot dog, bitch"
• "JUST KILL THE BABY"
• As a kid, they would go outside in the rain and eat a raw potato, fantasizing they were in the Irish potato famine
• Was very flattered when I said they had a talent for getting hurt (after story about almost breaking their sternum)
• "I thought you meant balls was a country and got really excited"
• Found a dusty cobweb and put it on their headboard, named it Frank
• "I can't feel my tongue. I can see it, though, so it's fine."
• Cried over polydactyl cats
• "I wanted it to be like a terrible disease that consumed your body" (tuberculosis instead of gangreen)
• "Sometimes when we're on the phone, I forget you're not here with me and just turn off my phone. You're like a little man in a box"
• "I want someone to wring my neck like a coconut"
• Told their mom they would marry Snoop Dogg as a kid
• "I cut so many people's hair, so I'm basically God"
• cat meows \ "I will curse you" \ meows again \ "I'll put a hex on you"
• Drops a piece of toilet paper "Ow"
• "I get a little loopy on sleep nights"
• "M M I don't like the letter m"
• Full minute of silence \ "Santa Barbara"
• "I love science and I love math. Math engineering is just the two of them scissoring."
• "Well the terrorist loves you very much" (I called them a terrorist)
• "Give me back my hat" (my hand) "I want my hat" (my hand)
• "I like the way your lips are shaped. They look like paper"
• "I got a pear last week and let it marinate in my bag"
• "I'll grab you like a crab" \ proceeds to grab me like a crab
• "Rusty metal bitch syndrome"
• "You see, I took off my bra so all the blood flows to my brain and makes me smarter"
• "I'm going to maximum velocity my foot up their ass"
• Scared of loaf bread
• "It's pork, it scares me"
• "MY DUDE, MY MAN, MY BALLS"
• "It do the orbert"
• "I hope you weight more than 25 pounds. Please don't be a baby deer"
• "I like you, you like alot"
• "I think I might have the tism"
• "Not that I see women as apples, but you get the point"
• "Well they're in a corn field, so I might as well"
• "Ingolstadt" (city in germany)
• "Ehhh ehhhh ehh I like that noise"
• Jumps up \ "Fuck, I still want pizza"
• If they could choose how to die they'd spontaneously burst/explode
• "I have to go brush my teeth" \ "I have something for you to brush your teeth with" \ Refused to explain what that meant
• "Emo and brocken~~~~"
• "Do you like my smolder? I think I look like Flynn Rider"
• "Asked if I liked them only for their boobs and threatened me if I did"
• Singing "you are a frog" like YMCA for several minutes
• Listed every single thing they could make in genshin
• "Do you ever just like think? Why is a little squishy thing (brain) so smart? That's fucked up. I feel like the smartest part of the body shouldn't be the brain, it should be the toes. Wouldn't it be cool if your toes could think for themselves, or smell where you're going. Talks about cutting holes in toes so all the nerve ending can smell stuff and how we could evolve like moles."
• "You should go to sleep soon baby" \ "No I don't" \ "Why's that?" \ "Oprah's still alive... Isn't she?"
• Didn't know about Norway when little so thought Norwegians lived in Norwegia and went on a rant about the name of Norway.
• Would die happy after eating a chicken sandwich dipped in melted cheese
• "Oh my God I just saw your face in the rocks"
• "You're so cute, but so gay"
• "Tappy tappy tappy tappy tappy tappy tappy tappy tappy" As I'm typing something
• Had a cat hair in their nose but didn't want to move their hand to get it out. Kept saying I was sweet when I offered to get it for them.